Come one and all out to Waxahachie this weekend. We won't judge you for bein' a sinner, heck I'm a little trashy myself. So whichever you choose to be (virgin, saint, or sinner), I have a necklace for you.
And for those of you sinners who choose to be a brothel inspector, don't forget your cuffs.
Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant bracelet cuffs.